Republicans should back off and let men marry men, women marry women, and totally legalize abortion.
In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
Damn! I love it when a plan comes together!
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
NEW ATOMIC ELEMENT DISCOVERED!
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named - Governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant Neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an Element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant Neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an Element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Allen of Salem stated
Several questions are being brought to light
Several questions are being brought to light with all the news aboutOregon's much touted ESL programs (slanted towards Spanish Speaking students) being such absolute failures.
#1 Is Oregon's education system unable to educate?
#2 Are Spanish speaking students below average in learning ability?
#3 Do Spanish speaking students lack an interest in learning English?
#4 Do Spanish speaking students expect English to become a Dead language?
#5 Are English speaking taxpayers under-funding Oregon's education system?
Perhaps we are approaching this backwards. With the tremendous influx of Latino people to this country, perhaps English IS a dieing language.
Perhaps we're just not thinking diversely enough. C'mon Al, get on the Cultural Trust wagon and don't think ESL, think SSL. I know it used to mean Secure Sockets Layer but now it's Spanish as a Second Language. We know Whitey can fund that program, then the Mexicans don't have to work to learn English and again we're paying to learn their language to accommodate them in OUR COUNTRY! - Please refer to this link.
Boy will that piss my friend Chuck off. He of course went (paid for every nickel worth) to school to get a teaching certificate and learn Japanese so he could go to Japan and teach English as a Second Language, where you would think that English might be a second language much like Mexico not the United States of America.
I'm moving to the middle of Montana and building a mostly self contained compound where none of this crap can bother me the rest of my days. I can work on my music and my studies. Write papers and either publish them or not. I'm beginning to think there's really not a damn thing I can do to stop the decline of civilization and the certain demise of this planet. The only thing I'm going miss that would be priceless is, hearing the idiots that don't know how to do anything but make babies, the Tre Arrows of the world and Bill Clinton go, "Huh, guess we screwed up. Maybe we should have listened. Uh, could you tell me what "IS" means again?" Then BOOM!
IS true, we are over-ripe and falling from the vine.
Wait till the mexicans get full suck on the social programs and then we will learn the true meaning of "Siesta" which is responsible for taking their country to such high levels.
Take heart! GW is keeping the War on the Border as a Rally Tool to use as the elections become near. The hotter we get, the bigger bang he will recieve.
Steam locomotives never left the station without a full head of pressure in the boiler and enough heat to make more as they need it.
Wait till the mexicans get full suck on the social programs and then we will learn the true meaning of "Siesta" which is responsible for taking their country to such high levels.
Take heart! GW is keeping the War on the Border as a Rally Tool to use as the elections become near. The hotter we get, the bigger bang he will recieve.
Steam locomotives never left the station without a full head of pressure in the boiler and enough heat to make more as they need it.
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