Let's get it straight!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... Harvard! Yes this is the lady that informed us she knew the law (I wonder if that's in the biblical sense?). I know, she has been referred to as "Squinty Eyes" but since she wouldn't come talk to us and tell us her name, and in fact, all the talking she did was of a threatening nature, at high volume, hurling prose at us that could have only come from her years at law school, I prefer to call her - Harvard. Now be careful. I know Harvard sounds a lot like Hereford which

Yes, we call her Harvard as we know is a big fat cow, but make no mistake, I call her Harvard - Again, because of her obvious extensive law background. Looking at her, I have to say I would never have thought that she was a criminal alien, I believe she was just one of the people employed by the state to commit criminal acts.